Egg Appears at Ecclesbourne School, teachers say "Stop being mean to him"

A student, Maxwell Gibson, has recently been found out to be a genetic egg. He has successfully survived 2 years at school before getting a small cut, and one Benjamin Freeman noticed egg white seeping out. To make matters worse, this student has recently been eating egg mayo baguettes from the refectory, a clear show of cannibalism that cannot be ignored. If this behaviour continues, the school may have to be informed of this action, and could resort to the worst punishment possible: a BEHAVIOUR POINT!!!! keep checking this news channel to find out more!